Have you ever heard the “Most Interesting Man in the World” beer commercials? I love those. Arguably, I highly doubt the most interesting man in the world is Mexican, but that is neither here nor there.
I’ve sat in my car listening and laughing to those commercials wondering, “what would a commercial for the most interesting woman in the world sound like?” This is how I think it would go:
She doesn't get punch lines unless you explain them.
She complains about her heels hurting, yet insists on always wearing them.
When she says, “no”, she really means, “yes”.
Blonde jokes were made for her.
She gets lost even when she has directions.
When people say, "That's what she said" they are referring to her.
She takes 10 times longer to get ready than the average man.
Her heels must always match her clutch.
When giving directions, she can’t remember street names, but can tell you the exact color and shape of the rock you’ll see before you make a left.
She has to use an industrial strength bra when she exercises.
She can somehow give away a secret even when no one is listening.
She can send a text faster than she can type on an actual computer keyboard.
She is always “the other woman”.
She is ……………….......... THE MOST TYPICAL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s on your tab.”
Because let’s face it……… women just aren’t very interesting.
